Fiit jee or what?

Fiit jee. Yes, i'm going to continually post about it because it's going to be something hell important for the next 2 years. 3 days a week, 7 hrs straight out of home, not pleasant, especially when i imagine my plight when school starts.
Physics, Chemistry and Maths- perhaps the 3 most underestimated blokes! till now, we've done nothing- here in the real world, if two books(pradeep's and s.p. jauhar) cost 1000 bucks, you can imagine the voluminous fatasses they are.
anyway, back to fiit-jee. We have in session, the initiation phase, where they're doing selected topics for the sole purpose of the Reshuffling Test. That's precisely why they're not doing the topic completely- "not for this phase, yeh phase 1 mein karenge". wats he mean- they're going to torture us again- the slickness of these teachers, i tell you. classes are meant to last a solid 2 hours. but no, insolent thingummies sneakily give question after question after 2 hours and the chowkidar has to come and tell 'em sir time khatam.
the chowkidar, by the way, is a smart man. He's quite literate, ushers everyone into classes, sirs out of classes. He knows timetables, seating plans. he's even wizened up to our dirty plans. all attempts to befriend him have only been partly successful. Chicks? hmmmmmmmmm...... Not quite in full stock. DAMN!!!!!!!!!!! By the way, our classes our at Laxman Public School in class 5 classrooms so the desks and chairs are really miniscule(never thought we could stoop so low).
our esteemed teachers(batch 1 of course)

Physics- Avadhesh pratap singh iit kanpur passout just 2003
damn good teacher, got us all listening. But in his class, everytime the P.A. system
goes beserk and strange gong sounds and grandpa clock or fire alarm sounds emanate from it. HOHO poor feller!

Chemistry- Saurabh. Small little booger. dunno his qualifications. One thing though he loves to stick out his middle finger while teaching. MUhahaha!!

Maths: Anoop Srivastav. He seems soft-spoken. good teacher, amiable