definitely LOVE 'EM

somebody somewhere is watching my back. i've never blogged about this, but yes i've felt it more often than once. some blooper i make- something comes out of it, which gives me a chance to snob people by saying- see what i did turned out alright. this is not necessarily a good thing, it can make a guy complacent, shun work etc etc. but for now, i'm just saying eeeeeyaaaahooooo!!
inspite of taking one week off from school, my preparation for phase test was nowhere near GOOD.
turns out, the govt. announced a pattern change in IIT JEE exam(i know old news). Fiit jee is surprisingly efficient about it. our subjective tests have been, believe it or not SCRAPPED.

eeyahhoo
so today instead of a 3 hours objective paper, we had just 2 hours physics objective paper, and instead of 6 hours of papers tomorrow(subjective ones), we have just 4 hours(objective ones).
physics went well, 92 on 150- prospective marks. now here's the downside- physics is my best subject by a long long way.

it's not mandatory to read the above part, it's just boring rant.

this is the good part.
my chacha (dad's younger bro) is in town for some golf tournament- old doon school something. he's quite a mast person. i mean, anyone who sticks up a middle finger for the purpose of asking their daughter if she knows what it means, is nothing short of inspirational. though he's not a hopelss pervert. so, he asked us do you have any jokes on your cell? so we showed him some stuff, very old model so no pictures etc.
he liked one which goes- god apun se poocha, tumko heaven mein jaane ka.................. bla bla, and it was forwarded to his cell. beep beep message received, all's well. 5 minutes later beep beep, that message shows up again. hmm highly surprising. 2 minutes later, beep beep it comes again. wtf.
so i decided lets try sending another message, so i sent 2 more both different ones. end result: he got 5 messages: god apun se poocha........ we nearly died laughing.
everything quiet, we went back to watching TV, butttt... every 5 mins. beep beep -- beep beep -- god apun se poocha. sighh, i've not had such a good laugh since monday in the bus.
after 2 hours or so, it shut up! risk taking time- i sent another message. BINGO it reached, say gudbye to god apun se poocha.
EEYAAHOOOOOO!!

aaaaaiiiiyayayayaaaaaa

you know something's not right when-

people call up and their first line is - "who's speaking"!!!

you're trying to eke in as much study as you can and suddenly IIT pattern is changed.

In the week before your exam, there are 2 birthday parties.

Instead of a few hundred pages of study, you have a few hundred mb of downloads to show.

you don't talk on the phone for dayss.

These vibes, negative they are. To stop them, a must, it is. That about sums up the annihilation of English, yoda ishhtyle. I'm obviously not jumping with joy at the moment but i'm not drowning in a mire of sadness. It does, to any mind, take getting used to the fact that you're able to solve about 2-3 questions out of an attempted 10, maybe even 15. I've hence been taking doses of TV and internet, shockingly generous amounts(as some people would have you believe). Also, i haven't been to school since monday and surprisingly i'm quite elated about it, DAMN mrs C. shez made me hate school. Thank god for MSN. still, i miss my friends- call me you boogers.
p.s. the plan for a story has been indefinitely shelved.

p.s2 the saga of rooney continues
at his very aggresive best, wayne rooney (plz plz plz, dunt ask what sport) is probably the most entertaining guy. just recently, in a UEFA Champions League match, his adrenaline was running a little high for comfort, and kaboom, all the anger came to the fore.
He had the ball, he lost the ball, he KICKED that guy. Ref. gave him a yellow card- lucky if you ask me. but no, rooney wanted justice, so he goes up to the ref. and glares at him with those mighty big eyes and claps his hands, in sheer mockery. RESULT: He got sent off. i can just imagine Sir Alex's reaction.

Love them or hate 'em

BIGG NEWS
IIT pattern has changed.
Or so the government tells us. it's now mandatory for students to get above 60% in xii boards (oh jesus, now what do we do!!!), and one is not allowed more than 2 attempts, the entrance itself, instead of a two- pronged screening and mains- is now a ONE GO objective type paper.
By the way, all this is supposed to reduce the influence of coaching classes.

The worst part is- i have a phase test on saturday sunday, which obviously follows the old pattern. Anyways not being in a mood to really study, this kind of a notice, is not my idea of a booster. and if i don't do well in the phase test- there'll be hell to pay at home. "People" are in any case generally pissed with me, because of a number of reasons- listing them would take a jolly long time, though i'd absolutely love to go on about how unfair they are. blab blab blab
stopp. no more bakwaas for now.

P.S. i'm thinking of a story, i might just get down to writing it.